Shave and a Haircut...No Legs

Tsukisou : *terrified* ...You know how I feel about haircuts.
Jun : Relax! Have I ever done anything to disappoint you?
Tsukisou : ...Do you really want me to answer that question?



M : Oh, don't be such a wimp. It's not even your hair. It's for Lucas.
Tsukisou : I know, but it's my head you're cutting it on! *panic*
Jun : Don't you want it to be all nice and ready for Lucas?
Tsukisou : *falters* Well...yes...but -
M : There! Just be a good boy and don't move.
Tsukisou : *whimpers*



Seishurou : When are you getting around to mine?
Jun : Later. It just needs a litte trim for added coolness.
M : *hurries by* So just sit there and shut up.
Seishurou : I don't recall asking for your opinion, peasant.
M : >__<



Jun : *humming vaguely* Shave and a haircut...no legs...
Tsukisou : O______O
Jun : ...Terry Pratchett.
Tsukisou : That was possibly in very bad taste.
Jun : But you're so cute when you freak out. ^_^ ~♥



Seishurou : Don't take my picture, I'm having a bad wig day.
M : You're just vain.
Seishurou : And who neglected to groom my hair?
M : Don't ask me, I'm just a peasant. XD
Seishurou : Cretin.


Quite a long while later...



Seishurou : *has picked up TeniPuri in desperation* ...I can't say much about the art.
M : Then don't.
Seishurou : Or the plot either.
M : Look, the appeal is in young boys holding cylindrical objects - you of all people should understand that concept.
Seishurou : ...I might be able to say a bit about young boys holding cylindrical objects.
M : I knew you could. ^______^



Seishurou : ...I like this boy. He's hot.
M : Wha - Oshitari? ^^;;;; Somehow I can't say I'm surprised.



Jun : Oops - haha! I nearly took off your ear there. ^__^
Tsukisou : O_________O
Jun : Worse! Haha! I nearly took off too much hair! XD!
Tsukisou : help me.
Jun : ^___^ Didja say something?
Tsukisou : T___T



Seishurou : *far too bored to be considered sane* What is your name?
Where do you come from?
...Why am I talking to a hunk of rubber?



M : The same reason we talk to hunks of resin, I guess.
Seishurou : *distractedly* What?
M : Nothing.



Jun : Okay.
Tsukisou : *long succumbed to terror* ...Wha?
Jun : I'm done.



Jun : Whew! So much for my first time ever cutting hair. XD
Tsukisou : ...



Tsukisou : ...I'm supposed to look like this how?
Jun : Lucas will look pretty much like him. XD
Tsukisou : ...I hope it was worth all that pain. T___T
Seishurou : *somewhere in the background* ...oh, really? No, do go on, all this talk about your little pony friends is really interesting.


For the record, Lucas in the wig really does look fantastically like Yanagi in real-life. XD!

[Character in question is Yanagi Renji [Rikkai] from Tennis no Oujisama.]

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