| The King Gets Back |
Si Ye : Temperance is back - and she wants to see me at the meet tomorrow. I can't go!
Seishurou : Because, you know, you're so busy bumming around at home all day filing
your nails and reading GQ.
Si Ye : That's not the point! I don't know what to say to her! 'I think of you as a sister' -
to say that to a girl is one of the worst things a guy can do...
Seishurou : Actually, I think it's worse if you say that to a guy.
Si Ye : I hate you.
Seishurou : Aw, don't be that way - look, tell you what : I'll go in your place okay? I'll go
and meet her.
Si Ye : ...You'll do that? You...wow, you're a much better person than I'd have th-
Seishurou : - I've seen some of her recent photos, you will not believe what a foxy babe she is
now; I mean, she was cute before, but now she's a minx.
Si Ye : ...
Si Ye : I take back every nice word I ever said about you.
Seishurou : Hush, I'm doing you a favour. Now tell me - how do you say, 'You're beautiful'
in Chinese?
Si Ye : ...
Si Ye :
Seishurou : wo....shi...se...lang?
Si Ye : Yes.
Seishurou : Thanks, you're a pal. >D
* * * * * * *
Temperance :
I wonder if brother Si Ye will come...
Seishurou : I'm sorry, my dear, Si Ye...couldn't make it today.
Temperance : Oh...I see.
Seishurou : I hope I'll prove to be good company...I really must say...
Seishurou :
I'm a lecher.
Temperance : Kyaaa~!!
Seishurou : What'd I do now?!
* * * * * * *
Seishurou : *sigh*
Si Ye : So...how'd it go?
Seishurou : Awful. When I went, 'Wo shi se lang', she screamed, pushed me back
and ran away. I've been having no luck with girls lately.
Seishurou : Am I that hideous? Am I just getting -
Seishurou : - really old quick?
Si Ye : ...Maybe...you need a new haircut.
Seishurou : A haircut, huh. I guess this old thing is getting pretty dated.
Si Ye : I can give you a rec - that's where I go to get my hair done.
Seishurou : Hm.
* * * * * * *
Seishurou : Whaddya think?
Si Ye : Very nice. It suits you.
Seishurou : Yeah baby - the King is back.
Si Ye : ...Then again.
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