FIFA 2006 Special

FIFAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

When the World Cup rolls around, Jun and M disappear into a black-and-white void
where they eat football, drink football, live football. This is the first year the boys have been
with us that World Cup season has fired up - and we thankfully find that though they eat cereal
and drink Natchan, they live football too...

12.00am



Si Ye : The hour is finally upon us.



Si Ye : Now I can break out what I've been hoarding for weeks.



Si Ye : It isn't easy to find - they were out of circulation here before June even started.



Si Ye : BEHOLD.



Si Ye : It may look like ordinary cereal balls...



Si Ye : ...but when you pour milk in...



Si Ye : ...something magical happens.



Si Ye : It becomes...unto a thing like football!



Seishurou : Hurry up! It's started already!

06"



Sanada : ...Who are we supporting?
Seishurou : Germany. We're supporting England tomorrow.
Si Ye : So what'd I miss?
Seishurou : Nothing much. Nothing ever happens in the first five -



Seishurou : AHHHH!!!
Seishurou + Si Ye + Sanada : GOAL!!!

12"



Seishurou : Well, looks like it's shaping up pretty well for Germany - AHHHH!!!
All : DARNIT, NOOOO!!!!

17"







Yanagi : So...do you want to know who wins?



Yanagi : It's -
Si Ye : NO!!!
Seishurou : SHUT UP!! SHUT UP OR I WILL -
Sanada : Look!!!



Seishurou + Si Ye + Sanada : GOAL!!!
Yanagi : Fine.

41"





Sanada : I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! TELL ME WHO WINS!!



Yanagi : It's -
Seishurou : SHUT UP. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. GO AWAY.

45" + 3min

***** HALFTIME *****

45"



Tsukisou : That'll be $17.80.
Seishurou : Very funny.



Tsukisou : Who scored?
Si Ye : Lahm, Wanchope, Klose.
Tsukisou : Ah.

55"





Seishurou : ...



Seishurou : ...Hey.



Seishurou : DON'T FALL ASLEEP NOW!!!

61"





Seishurou + Si Ye : GOAL!!!



Si Ye : Miro is so cute. He has such a puppy-dog expression all the time~



Seishurou : ...Watching the World Cup with you is very disturbing.

73"



Seishurou + Si Ye : Oh noo...
Seishurou : Well, Germany should be able to hang on for ten more minutes...

87"



Seishurou + Si Ye : GOAL!!!
Seishurou : Should be no problem now!!

90" + 3min



Seishurou : Germany won!!!
Si Ye : I'm so happy!!!



Seishurou : Let's watch the match analysis too!

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Seishurou + Si Ye : Zzzzzzzz...

Rinse and repeat for the next 30 days of the World Cup.

The End

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