Dear Tsukisou, as your master I must say I’m greatly disappointed in you. Have I not ordered you to stay away from that bastard Uno countless times by now? You are my servant and you will obey my commands or there will be hell to pay.
Breaking off contact with Uno was the smartest thing you’ve ever done. You need not concern yourself with him anymore, let alone with some battle to the death. You have more important things to worry about, like doing my laundry and tying my shoes because god knows I don’t know how to.
Now give up this stupid infatuation with that lost cause and make me my dinner while I go flirt with Manx in blatant disregard to your loyalty to me. And don’t forget to press my good suit for tommorrow as I have a long list of people to seduce then. Got it?