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Seishurou + Tsukisou

From: Sadame of Two Swallows
Subject: Greetings from Sadame

Hello.

My name is Sadame and I, like you, live with a mildly irritating girl of teenaged years. Well, alright, she's not that awful, but she does
have this tendency to go "Eeeeeee!" every so often when she looks at me.

I am currently hijacking the computer to send this while Rhian (the aforementioned girl-creature) is eating dinner. This is not easy,
because the keys are so big, and the chair is a stupidly-designed swivel chair, and I am standing on it, and I don't think it's
altogether safe. If I fall and crack something while typing this, I will blame Rhian for not making my surroundings safe enough. Ha.

I was looking at your website during the day, and I found it very interesting! You have far more clothes than I do, but I will tell Rhian
that she has to make me a wardrobe gallery, because I like the idea. She promised to make me a pirate outfit last week, actually.
We were watching 'Pirates of the Caribbean' together (have you seen it? You must, if only for Johnny Depp, a most comely man)
and she decided I would look good as a pirate. I replied that I naturally would look good in anything, but I would like the outfit all the
same.

I have searched and searched for naked pictures of myself to send you, but I think Rhian has hidden them. Vexing girl. I will find an
existing one in which I look gorgeous and edit it slightly... right. Here it is: [picture url]

I think I hear the girl coming up the stairs now, so I will go. You can write to me at this address, as it's private for me (or is meant to
be...) and I will get back to you as soon as she gives me some privacy!

-Sadame



Seishurou

From: Kei of Muted Hitokiri
Subject: Pitch of a Catburgler

My lord Seishurou.

I am writing to you with an offer of my humble services. As a gentleman of great standing, your tastes almost certainly lean
towards the rare and highly sought after, and I am sure that you have, on occasion, experienced some difficulty in persuading the
present owner of the item of your choice to part with said object.

My employment would relieve you of any such inconvenience: I am able, for a modest fee, to obtain any item you might desire, as
long as I am provided with a comprehensive description, as well as the item's present location.

I regret, my lord, that I cannot meet with you in person, however I fear that such a meeting might put you at risk. Nevertheless, I
have enclosed a picture in order that you might put a face to my name, and thereby feel more at ease.

Your most humble servant,
Kei

Subject: Re: Pitch of a Catburgler

My lord,

Ah, that is indeed an unfortunate situation. Nevertheless, I am honoured that you would consider my services for future
acquisitions.

With regard to the possibility of our meeting, I would be most pleased to meet with you, as long as you do not feel such a meeting
would put you at risk. However, for the time being geography might be a problem: I am presently staying in Belgium, while I believe
you, my lord, are currently residing in Singapore. This would not be a problem under normal circumstances, however I have
recently taken up residence with an odd young girl who seems to have become unusually attached to me. At times I fear
for her mental health, and I believe that if I were to depart suddenly she might suffer some form of breakdown. I am sure you will
understand my dilemma, my lord, as it appears you are in much the same situation. Nevetheless, I shall try to broach the subject of
my visiting Singapore to her over a period of time. Who knows? Perhaps it is possible to acclimate even the mentally unstable.

Your most humble servant,
Kei



Tsukisou

From Uno of Fully Articulated:
Subject: Re: Regarding the Job Offer

Dearest Tsukisou,

I understand your predicament, and I will accept your decision. I will, however, not accept that you chose to stay for that imbecile
Seishurou. I'd much rather believe you are staying because of Djinn. Please do not ask me why. And do not expect me to
apologize if my words irk him. I will not offer him anything, except probably a challenge to a bloody duel. You can be the prize.

If he does you any harm, let me know immediately, and I will personally deal with him. I have practical weapons for such
occasions. None of those silly swords that are actually letter openers for humans; My weapons of choice are bottles of acetone
and an exacto knife. I know my enemy well.

It might be worthwhile to note that Joey loves Seishurou, which makes me hate him even more.

Please write me again.

Yours,
Uno

From Fox's Sydney:
Subject: Pleasure to speak to you again~

Hello there, sweet momoonchild

My mistress has recently stumbled upon your lovelye-mail and of course, I must take the opportunity to speak to you. This is
Sydney, by the way, I trust you remember my divine presence. I do wonder if this e-mail is still active though?

I am terrifyingly lonely here in my mistress' home and is in dire need of company. How would you like to become my lover, sweet
TsTsukisouI am an excellent lover [do ask all 500 some lovers I had had during my lifetime since my puberty] so I can guarantee
you will not be disappointed. Don't worry, I will treat you gently, like the pretty flower you are. Unless of course, you wish me to
treat you otherwise ^_~
Should you accept my offer, you would most definitely be my number one lover [with no regrets, my current #1 lover, Jest has
been ignoring me lately]
I can imagine you would be blushing and flustered by now, sweet momoonchildMy, it attracts me so much, you are adorable
when you do so.

Take note I will be gracing your abode with my presence come this month, to receive the arrival of my dear toy, XiXionHe's such
a pain sometimes; if he does bully you, you're welcome to give him a sound slap across his face. Aim for his scar, that will
discipline him for the moment.

I am looking forward and anticipating our reunion >3

13th son of the Royal House of Hell
ArArchDevilydney MoMorningstar

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