America 2005: Chapter 3 - Las Vegas: Dateless in Las Vegas
Seishurou: Who's a sexy beast? You're a sexy beast -
Jun: What're you doing?
Seishurou : Ah, there you are. I've been meaning to tell you - don't wait up for me. There's a winter ball on tomorrow night and I'm going to find myself a nubile young escort.
Jun : Oh no you don't.
Seishurou : Oh, you're so funny - seriously, I'll probably get in very late and -
Jun : No. Really.
Jun : We've already been very lenient about the gambling and drinking, but we absolutely draw the line at you picking up strange girls.
Seishurou : But I've been doing that for years!
Jun : Not this year! Not when you're under our charge! It's one thing to break the law, and another to drag someone else into it.
Seishurou : I can't believe this.
Jun : Sorry. That's just how it is.
M : Jun? Scrunge says she wants to show us something -
Jun : Coming!
Seishurou : Dateless in Las Vegas...I'm going to be the laugh of the socialite club.
Seishurou : I wish Tsuki were here...I never thought I'd say this, but I miss him already...
Tsukisou : Seishurou-sama? Is something amiss? You just called a few hours ago -
Seishurou : Something is most direly amiss - the guardian brats won't let me date-hunt for the Winter Ball!
Tsukisou : Ah. Alas, how will those poor young virgins live without Seishurou-sama whisking them away for a night of debauchery.
Seishurou : Do I detect a hint of sarcasm, or is it my connection?
Tsukisou : Your connection, of course.
Seishurou : If only you were with me...I'd have no need for green maids with the belle of the ball on my arm.
Tsukisou : ...Are you buttering me up?
Seishurou : It's your connection.
Tsukisou: I do regret I cannot help you, Seishurou-sama. But I have faith that your boundless resources will secure you a beauty for tomorrow night. And any sarcasm you might detect is entirely the fault of your connection.
Seishurou : You're making me feel better already.
Seishurou : ...
Tomorrow, Sei, Si Ye, and Kraven take in the sights, sound, and snark of Las Vegas on The Road to Bellagio...