America 2005: Chapter 14 - Los Angeles: Glitz it Up in Hollywood

Jun : First stop, the Chinese Theatre!



Si Ye : Oh Hollywood. To have and not hold.



Seishurou : Holy codpiece, Batman! Hey, is that your hero over there, fanboy?
Si Ye : Stuff it.





M : Um. Si Ye? Camera over here.
Si Ye : I know, I know!
Seishurou : I can't believe you didn't bring a mini-screwdriver. Tsuki always has a mini-
screwdriver on trips in case his spectacle frame unscrews.
Si Ye : He probably also has a rocket launcher hidden in his stockings. I'm sorry I'm not your
Mary Sue, okay?!
Seishurou : Now you're just being bitter -
M : CAMERA HERE BOYS.











Si Ye : It's depressing to think this is probably the closest I'll ever get to Johnny Depp.





Seishurou : How did he do...such fantastic stunts...with such...little feet?
Si Ye : That was Douglas Fairbanks.
Seishurou : I know, but he's all the way over there and we're running out of time.



Si Ye : Sean Connery was here - shoeless!
Seishurou : ...You're seriously disturbing, you know that?



Seishurou : Poor California. They probably didn't expect back that way.



Si Ye : Ooh! Me! I need a shot with this!



Seishurou : Geek.



Si Ye : So sue me. I grew up on TOS reruns. Kirk and Spock stirred the first strains of gaydar
in my heart.
Seishurou : TMI.



Seishurou : Hey! I need a shot with this!



Si Ye : You were saying?
Seishurou : Look, I'm in Cary Grant's shoes!



Si Ye : Yeah, and it goes without saying you'll never fill those in.
Seishurou : Eat cement, geekboy.
Jun : Now, now, kids...play nice...



Seishurou : William Shatner?! Just because Queer Eye is a Trekkie -
Si Ye : I didn't ask for this! Alas, he really let himself go...
M : Shut it! Shut it! The bus is leaving, you want a Walk of Fame shot or not?!
Jun : I wanted Kermit the Frog...



Si Ye : Oh, Santa Monica. Oh, Rodeo Drive. Oh -



M : - SUNSET BOULEVARD! TWISTING BOULEVARD! SECRETIVE AND RICH, A LITTLE SCARY~~
Seishurou + Si Ye + Jun : ...
Seishurou : Stop the car, we're getting off.



Si Ye : No wait - yes, please, stop -
Seishurou : Get your elbow out of my face!



Si Ye : You know, this would be a lot more fun if we could actually get down and walk around.



Seishurou : Or, you know, have breakfast.



Si Ye : Or, you know, actually get to see the Rodeo Drive chandeliers outside of a moving
vehicle...i seriously hope they look better at night.
Jun : Sorry, boys. This is a budget tour, and we're late for Universal Studios!


Because, really, could any trip to Los Angeles be complete without a visit to Universal Studios?
[Well. The budget tour agencies seem to think not.]

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