America 2005: Chapter 17 - Los Angeles: A Far Cry from Lonesville

M : Kinjyou Seishurou, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!



Seishurou : What? What're you on about now?
Jun : We're having guests, just play along.



Seishurou : I hate it when you're -
M : AS I WAS SAYING - THIS IS YOUR LIFE! Do you remember these words...?



? : Seiroushu is great!!!!
Seishurou : Oh my...It...it can't be...



M : Yes it is! Nemo is back for a visit!



Seishurou : Kid!!



Seishurou :Aw, it's been a long time!



Seishurou : I'm not going to say I missed you...heck, okay, I missed you.
Nemo : Haha, I missed you too, Seishurou!



Jun : And he brought company!



Si Ye : Can I come back in now?



Si Ye : This is Noah.
M : They've come to take Alice home.



Seishurou : And I hadn't even gotten to know her yet.



Jun : Give up, she's way out of your league.
Seishurou : Hey, I resent that!



Si Ye :You mean you resemble that...



M : Just stick with baby-sitting, Sei.
Si Ye : Then maybe you could help me because I'm not really good with this...



Seishurou : Oh well.



Seishurou : This is fine.



Nemo : Alice!!



Alice : Hello boys, I see you've been getting on fine without me.



Si Ye : I'm not so sure, um, I think he's slipping.



Alice : Oh I don't know, he looks happy to me.



Alice : Is this okay, Noah?



Noah : Mm-hm.
Si Ye : Um.



Seishurou : Okay, so Queer Eye's alright but a little help over here, please?



Alice : He's just giving you a hard time on purpose.



Nemo : Aww, Alice is smarter than Seishurou...
Seishurou : Great. I don't think I miss you as much as I thought I did.



Nemo : Ha, you're always so funny!



Alice : Okay, you too. Come here, Noah.



Si Ye : And the bunny too.



Si Ye : Thank you.


*******


Nemo presents...Bad Mall Santa



Seishurou : This was not my idea and not my lollipop stick; kids, smoking is bad for your health.
Don't do it.
Nemo : Seishurou! That's not in the script!



Seishurou : Okay, okay. Whaddya want for Christmas?



Seishurou : No wait - don't tell me, I don't care.



Seishurou : Take this bunny.



Seishurou : I was gonna toss it anyway.



Seishurou : Now go away. Merry Christmas and whatnot.



Nemo : Mall Santa, you're a bad man!



Nemo : An' those are my toys anyway!



Seishurou : Give 'em back!



Seishurou : You want 'em, take 'em!



Seishurou : Bah, humbug.



Seishurou : I knew this gig was too good to last.





Seishurou : Argh!



Seishurou : No...fair! That kick...was...real!


*******




Alice : Come on boys, it's time to go.



Noah : ...G'bye. 'n had fun.



Nemo : Bye bye, Seishurou. Will I ever see you again?



Seishurou : Of course, kid. You can count on it.



Nemo : Then it's okay. Bye bye!



Nemo : I'm gonna miss you!





Si Ye : So...want kids yet?



Seishurou : Heck, no.



Si Ye : Yeah. Let's go get sloshed.


The fun and games are over, as winter blues and old wounds take over in a Downward Spiral...

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